75 Best Love Puns for All Occasions

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Be it cute love puns for her or funny love puns for him, don’t just raise a smile or an eye roll, some actually make a valid point too, so in no particular order, here are some of our favorite love puns found from all over the internet.

Favorite love puns

1. Get your priorities right

My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters, but if I take one of her dresses, suddenly “we need to talk”

Does this cute relationship pun get a chuckle or an eye roll?  We found that it tickled our funny bone because it’s just so true.

2. True story

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Call us cynical, but at least in the early days, it seems to always work out if the guy likes the girl a little more than the girl likes the guy.  This way the guy doesn’t care if he doesn’t understand her; he adores her, and the girl knows exactly what she’s doing.

This is so wrong but also so right!

3. Prepare the ‘eye roll’ ladies

My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…

Is there a woman on the planet who has never experienced this situation? We’ve got to love our men though, at least they are consistent. 

4. Modern day ‘corn’

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

We said corn – not porn! 

5. For real tho’

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Awww, such a true statement and guys it’s one that makes the girls go ‘awww.’  Just saying! It’s probably also the basis of a happy marriage.

6. An uncertain reception

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent

We don’t know how you will receive this pun, but we thought you might get the picture.

7. Do the math

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Oh, come on now we’ve all been there. The percentages might be different, but we’ve all got at least one miscalculation in our closet.

8. Cute

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

Some say that finding the right partner completes you.  But if your partner or spouse makes you feel beautiful, then technically you could say that love enhances beauty.

9. Believe it or not

My wife tells me I’m a skeptic, but I don’t believe a word she says.

Just lol!

10. Accidental dating

My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.

Can’t help but wonder whether the guy would be so keen to date if she backed her car into his. 

11. Heed this advice

Too many little digs send a marriage to an early grave.

A serious love pun this may be, but It’s so true, they say familiarity breeds contempt, and at some point, for the sake of your marriage, you have to stop digging before you bury each other’s hearts. 

12. Step in line Mr.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices, you are one of them.

The same could be said the other way around too though.  

Finally, if you are looking for a sweet and funny I love you puns to brighten up your partner’s day, look no further for we have plenty of ‘sweet’ love puns for you to stash away and bring out whenever you want to text your partner or leave them a little something in their ‘lunch box’!  

Foodie funny love puns

13. “I love you berry much.”

14. “You’re the pineapple of my eye.”

15. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”

16. “We were mint to be.”

17. “Olive you.”

18. “This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grating.”

19. “I doughnut know what I would do without you.”

20. “I love you with every pizza my heart.”

21.”Time flies when I’m with you.”

22. “You make my heart skip a beat.”

23. “You are berry special”

24. “Let’s get the check so we can go home and avo-cuddle.”

25. “I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.”

26. “This breakfast quesadilla is delish, but I can’t wait to be jalapeño pants later.”

27. “We make an egg-cellent pair.”

28. “You are the coffee to my espresso. And I love you a latte.”

29. “I’m so glad you’re my significant otter.”

Cute animal love puns

30. “Bee Mine.”

31. “There’s no otter-like you.”

32. “I’ll owl-ways love you.”

33. “You octopi my thoughts.”

34. “I whale-y love you.”

35. “You’re toad-ally the one for me.”

36. “Oh dear, I’m so fawn-ed of you.”

37. “I will always love ewe.”

38. “No bunny compares to you.”

39. “You met all of my koala-fications.”

40. “I’m so glad you’re my significant otter.”

41. “There are a chameleon reasons I love you.”

42. “There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate.”

43. “I dolphinately love you. You’re my porpoise in life.”

44. “No bunny compares to you.”

Cute but random puns about love

45. “Yoda one for me.”

46. “I think you’re dandelion.”

47. “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”

48. “Shall we dance?”

49. “You’re one in a minion.”

50. “I’ve taken a Viking to you”

51. “Aloe you very much.”

52. “You had me at merlot.” 

53. I soda think you’re cute.” 

54. Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.” 

55. “You are my cup of tea.”

56. “I love you a latte.”

Sporty I love you puns

57. “Your love will always be up to par.”

58. “I pitcher us together forever.”

59. “You’re my #1 pick.”

60. “I think you’re incredi-bowl.”

61. “I’ll always be running-back to you.”

62. “How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.”

63. “I scored when I met you.”

64. “You’re out of my league.”

65. “I always have a ball with you.”

66. “You’re right up my alley.”

67. “I get a real kick out of you.”

Nerdy romantic puns

68. “You’re a cutie 3.14159265358979323.”

69. “You auto-complete me.”

70. “You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te.”

71. “You’re just my type.”

72. “I love you to ∞.”

73. “You’re wi-fi material.”

74. “You’re my player 2.”

75. “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”